Ok I am not going to write an essay here but I did have a bit of free time on my hands today and was in a mood where I really needed a laugh. So I researched a few of my favorite humor friends and thought I’d put all my favorite funny sayings right here. If you are in need of a good laugh read on.

The Most Humorous Quotations I Found

Because I am in the t-shirts with funny sayings business I thought I would start with humorous tee shirts. Now it really depends on the individual but I am a guy, slightly overweight, 46 years old, with an appreciation for humor. My point here is when you choose to purchase funny sayings printed on t-shirts you really need to know the person who is going to wear it. Otherwise your funny t-shirt may not be so well received. T-shirts are my favorite humorous apparel to give and receive. You can also expand your shirt apparel into humorous sweatshirts.

If I was me (and I am) here are the sayings on funny t-shirts I like best.

My Favorite Funny T-shirt Sayings

• Who’s your daddy?
• LOL, OMG, WTF
• Breast Awareness week…we stare because we care
• Pity Sex (set in the MasterCard logo) gladly accepted
• Old woman says to the old man “Hey, lover boy you dropped a Viagra on the floor

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Famous Mottos and Sayings Throughout History

Over the course of time famous quotes and sayings have been cited. They continue to withstand the test of times. Why do famous sayings seem to be etched in stone forever? It is because the right combination of words were composed at a perfect moment in time. Here are a few examples of my favorite famous mottos and sayings.

15 Famous Quotes & Sayings

1. “Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens] (1835-1910)
   

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